Saturday, August 12, 2017

Odds Are Rosey So Be Nosey!

Can something be rosey when it is not a rose? Or you know, named Rosey by friends or foes. Humans just have a weird way of describing things I guess. Anyway, will the odds be more or less?


These odds are easy.
May even smell cheesy.
She could have such a contest.
Isn't cheese the best?

Nah, we think not.
A mousey type plot.
That cat isn't a mouse.
Kick them from our house.

But Rosey contests all.
Meaning contests have a ball.
May even give you a ball.
Hell, she runs them all.

Except maybe R rated.
Family friendly is only slated.
That saves her from the creepy crew.
Odds go up at her zoo.

But those mommy bloggers may not win.
Now that is a real sin.
They may hold it against her.
Death threats may spur.

Hey, mommy bloggers can be mean.
Watch out when they lose at her scene.
Death by psycho mommy blogger.
Be a better ending than becoming a logger.

Get the reference there?
Odds are down at her lair.
Plus she travels and does reviews.
Now that could make the news.

Give a bad review.
Uh oh, psycho comes due.
The owner is at her door.
Bad reviews no more.

She went to the beach.
Giant litter box in reach.
Oops, there was a mark.
She got eaten by a shark.

Odds aren't looking good.
She may never post again in her hood.
Sharks and psychos galore.
Maybe a casket contest should be run at her shore?

Odds = 666
Too Many Crazies In The Mix

What was that? The odds were rigged by the cat? Rosey hates 666 coming due? Whoops, I was caught by you. Ever have a review nut come after you? Get eaten by a shark at your zoo? Piss off a mommy blogger yet? Got in your bet? So many questions have come to pass. I'm sure Rosey will still be around to curse my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

72 comments:

  1. Psycho mommy bloggers
    Do not sound nice
    Hope Rosey avoids them
    Or makes them think twice

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    1. Avoidance is key
      Don't want them after thee

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  2. There were some hilarious mommy Blogger's when I started out, but they've all given up the ship. I will check out Rosey.

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    1. Yeah, some I've seen were fun
      But many went for a run

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  3. What.. mommy bloggers can be mean?
    You mean like a raw bean
    On your plate
    Like a bait?

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    1. A bait and hook
      Write a book

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    2. Shove them in a nook
      Take another look

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    3. A look times two
      Through and through

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  4. mommy bloggers could be scary
    oh so busy, armpits are hairy
    hey I got in the top five today
    is there a prize - hooray

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    1. A prize for you
      May not want its view

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  5. I know some Mommy bloggers and they are super nice. The Dad was invited to join the Mommy blogger network MOL!

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    1. lol with all those sisters there
      Only fitting at your lair

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  6. Hm. "Mommy bloggers?" Sounds like a euphemism for something else.

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    1. Sure there could be some
      Euphemism-ing it up to a chum

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  7. I remember a mommy blogger or two
    wouldn't want them around my zoo

    betty

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  8. odds = 666
    funny, I remember that post
    gee, don't want those numbers to stick

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    1. Bah, numbers is all
      Have a ball

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    3. Say it ain't so
      At the True Blue Show!

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  9. Odds Are Rosey So Be Nosey!
    The contests may not be easy
    Mommy bloggers
    They're rockers?
    Yeah, they may turn out cheesy!

    Hank

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  10. Odds are 666 ~ too funny! Another fun blog to check out ~ thanks, Pat! Hope it's sunny where you're at!

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    1. Rainy as can be
      Drove 6 hours in it, lucky me

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  11. I don't think I ever followed a strictly "mommy blogger" despite the popular "genre" of blogs. I've followed a few women who eventually became mothers but they talked about more than their kid

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    1. Yeah, I've seen a few here and there
      But never followed their lair

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  12. Ah, I remember Rosey
    her life is very cozy!

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  13. This post was cute (except for the shark eating me) until I got to THE NUMBER. Why, I oughta...

    By the way, there's a couple of great cheesy giveaways going on right this second, over at my place, if you'd like to enter. hehehe :) I have so little time to blog now, that the giveaways are one of the few things keeping my blog alive!! I have one coming soon that includes Canada. ;)

    On a side note, the pod for my classroom has been designated the sharks. Your comment about the shark eating me, could be be prophetic. Some of the students can be downright snarky at times. ;)

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    1. lol the numbers comes back
      Never should have told my shack
      A canada one you say
      That is rare at your bay
      lol the cat is in the know
      Psychic powers on the go

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    2. Rosey, I love your giveaways! I finally spent the Lush Decor gc I won from you last Christmas to get Mariah's dorm bedding. Just came in while we were on vacay :) I'll be sure to tweet a pic so you can see it!

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    3. Sucking up to her at my sea
      Geez look at thee lol

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    4. Sucking up I will do, because Rosey I like through and through!

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    5. lol through and through?
      My, the things you do

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  14. Mommy bloggers are mean? I didn't know that since I don't visit many of those types of blogs.

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    1. Some can be
      Like all bloggers from sea to sea

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  15. Just went over and checked her out. All kinds of good finds and info.

    Enjoy your weekend, Pat.

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    1. All kinds there indeed
      Hope a good weekend is had at your feed

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  16. Most interesting to read Pat.

    Yvonne.

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  17. We know nothing about the Mommy bloggers. So they are sometimes mean, but aren't we all at times. Have a good week end Pat.

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    1. Some can sure come across that way
      But could be having a bad day

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  18. LOL there may be psycho mommy bloggers out there, but I know many nice cat mommy bloggers :)

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    1. We know many too
      Watch out for a psycho one hidden in plain view haha

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  19. You'd think all bloggers would stick together and support,
    not be mean at their fort.

    I'm glad I've had all positive encounters at my bay.
    Speaking of positivity... hope you have an awesome day. =-)

    http://emilyanngirdner.com/blog/

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    1. Positive is the way
      But fun to tick off negative nelly's at play

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  20. Psycho mommy bloggers could be scary.
    So all who visit should be wary.

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  21. Rosey has a fancy blog
    Sells the things from gig to jog
    Likes to travel to afar
    In an air conditioned car

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    1. Have to have that ac
      Sure would suck with none at ones sea

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  22. Oops
    Poops
    A Rosey from shark trowel scoops

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    1. Scared to death
      Watch that last breath

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  23. Mommy bloggers a few here and there
    Rosey is standing firm with no wear and tear

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    1. Stays a fixture in blogland
      With many a helping hand

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  24. 666 needs to be nixed. :) If mommies aren't a little nuts, then how can we forge the way for our kits? Let them do it themselves? Oh, okay.

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    1. lol let them all go
      They think they are in the know

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  25. Haha - death by psycho mommy blogger
    Now that's a scary thought
    A horror movie director could
    go far with that plot.
    But Rosey's a good one
    She's sweet and she's fun.

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    1. Could be a hit
      At least a little bit
      Rosey is fun
      As many a giveaway is spun

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  26. Rosey is such a dear blog friend, probably in my top 3 of blogger favorites. She'd definitely never be a mean mommy blogger, though I'm sure she's run into a few of them over the years (haven't we all?)

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    1. Yep, sure she has indeed
      As we all do at our feed

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  27. I don't know if I have visited Rosey's blog. But- after this post I am off to check it out. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Good to give a look
      May win at your nook

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